Surplus Cats

When someone finally invents animated tattoos I want an arm full of these lovely bones: [from The Monster Club (1980), music by Night] Maybe NSFW.

This post contains spoilers for the 1935 film Mad Love starring Peter Lorre and Francis Drake. Please do not read below the cut (or photo if you’re reading this via the feed) if you have not seen this film and plan to, and aren’t already familiar with this or the story The Hands of Orlac. [...]

Due to my rental history and artfully managed rating system, Netflix recommended Death Bed: The Bed That Eats to me sometime last year. A bed that eats, you say, Netflix? Yes please. After bouncing around in my queue for several months, bumped by the Heartbreak of 2008 (Doctor Who, Series 4) and stuck behind The [...]

When I was four, I was given two goldfish on Valentine’s Day; Stripe and Spot. One morning a few weeks later only Spot, twice his usual size, was in the bowl. When I asked Mom what happened she said, “When two fishes love each other very much they stick together and become one.” I’ve been [...]