Cheese Wonderland
We went to the 24 hour grocery store Saturday night and it was CLOSED — like completely empty and Oh noes! But there was a sign directing us to the new location. We’d forgotten they’d been working on a big … Continue reading
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Behold! A trend is born!
This exciting new pattern has been scientifically formulated with an exotic blend of trendy prints to sell like cakes hotter than “That’s hot” ever was. (And then it’ll wane for like a minute, and then it’ll be retro.) So I … Continue reading
my cartoon friends
When I was little I got into trouble at daycare for lying because I told a fellow classmate that Snoopy had stopped by my apartment to bring me a balloon. The teacher told my mom when she picked me up … Continue reading
sans comic sans
You know that poster from elementary school with the rabbit sitting in a mountain-sized pile of carrots with Comic Sans letters proclaiming that Too Much of a Good Thing Is … Wonderful! ? Yeah? Maybe? No? Well, use your imagination … Continue reading
Deadline set.
Last week I was so frustrated and upset at work (over something that shouldn’t be much more than a blip on the anger-radar) and when I looked down at my desk there was a small puddle of blood. I thought … Continue reading
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