Surplus Cats

Somewhere in the world there is a place where all of the worn out elastic hair-ties retire. If you stumbled upon it you would find the rusted remains of the ancient metal closure bands and thread bare husks of the scrunchies of times past. And somewhere deep in this hair band graveyard is an even [...]

I redid Surplus Cats and would like my suspicion of its adequate level of cuteness confirmed. So if you’re reading this via the feed, be a dear and click over and tell me if anything is broken or wonky? Actual Content! Here’s my semi-monthly list of interesting things! Who is excited? (I am.) A look [...]

We went to the 24 hour grocery store Saturday night and it was CLOSED — like completely empty and Oh noes! But there was a sign directing us to the new location. We’d forgotten they’d been working on a big fancy Market District store, so I guess my preferred G’iggle was no longer needed. I [...]

This exciting new pattern has been scientifically formulated with an exotic blend of trendy prints to sell like cakes hotter than “That’s hot” ever was. (And then it’ll wane for like a minute, and then it’ll be retro.) So I went to the mall last night to find pants and a button down shirt for [...]

When I was little I got into trouble at daycare for lying because I told a fellow classmate that Snoopy had stopped by my apartment to bring me a balloon. The teacher told my mom when she picked me up and mom said, “But Snoopy did bring her a balloon. Elizabeth isn’t making up stories.” [...]