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kiss of the sock monkey

I spent a day or so (it’s a blur) laying flat and still and mostly crying on the couch. You should see my back1. Either a stuffed monkey made from socks too large for the largest lumberjack came to life, went goth, and gave me a smooch right above my ass, or the hardwood stairs [...]

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With special guest, Charlotte

With special guest, Charlotte

So I’m sitting up late working on a design in the living room and there’s a terrible Syfy movie on in the background about giant spiders. I glance up from my laptop just in time to see a real, live, unacceptably large spider hiking up the wall directly behind the television. If the movie was [...]

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Boobquake

Boobquake
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Skinner’s pigeon.

Skinner's pigeon.

After my petty Netflix complaints in the previous post, I spent an inordinate amount of time and effort searching for something to Watch Instantly. This turned into an evening of rating several hundred movies to bump me over the 1000 markĀ  –and finally settling on something to watch and falling asleep 5 minutes into it. [...]

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Be prepared, girl scout!

Be prepared, girl scout!

As a fan of the supernatural thriller type movie I am happy to suspend disbelief to a degree beyond that of my more obnoxious spoil sport nerd friends. You can even hit me with some preposterous fringe bullshit like aquatic apes or hilarious hybrids or really stretch string theory if you want, but when your [...]

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