Surplus Cats

So I’m sitting up late working on a design in the living room and there’s a terrible Syfy movie on in the background about giant spiders. I glance up from my laptop just in time to see a real, live, unacceptably large spider hiking up the wall directly behind the television. If the movie was at all creeptown that shit would’ve been like if The Ring had been unsettling.

Anyway, if you are going to watch Ice Spiders, I feel you could greatly improve your viewing experience by watching it in a 100+ year old home that you share with impossibly huge arachnids. You should probably just go to bed though because I’m positive your dreams would be more entertaining.

Oh hell, it’s 6am. I’m too tired to write about the tornado. Bedtime!